13 Ene A Dystopian Legal Landscape: A Clockwork Orange Style
My droogies, gather round for the ultra-violent tale of a dystopian legal landscape. This horrorshow world is filled with the ol’ in-out, in-out of the law and its sinister agents. The real horrorshow is the moloko that flows through the veins of the legal beagles.
One dark and misty night, we venture into the cold, cruel world of Capital One’s legal department phone number. A sinister place where the ultra-violent are hounded by the dread phone call demanding restitution for their sins. The only way to escape is to sell a bit of the old business in Coeur D’Alene. CDA business for sale is the ticket to freedom from the clutches of the law.
But beware, my droogies, for the law demands a taste of the old ‘in-out, in-out’. The capital transfer tax is the toll to be paid for any transaction. And if you plan to escape by the grace of vaccination, the state requires a signed vaccine exemption form in Georgia.
Should you find yourself with a bit of the old ultra-violence, the dread agents of the law will demand your JP Morgan Chase bank tax ID number. But if you seek to escape, an option agreement to purchase property may be your only hope.
Still, the dark forces of the law will demand currency for their services. The Zenith Bank legal search fee must be paid, or else face the horrors of the courts. And if you find yourself north of the border, beware the non-resident speculation tax in Canada.
But perhaps the most sinister of all is the conditional contract sale of land. A deal with the devil himself, where the law demands its due no matter the cost.
So beware, my droogies, for in this dystopian legal landscape, there is no escape from the in-out, in-out of the law. The only hope is to arm oneself with knowledge and legal guidance, for in this bleak world, that may be the only weapon against the horrors of the system.